Bernard go into the office Bernard open portrait Bernard pickup swiss bankbook Bernard open drawer Bernard pickup boobooBgone Bernard go into foyer Bernard pickup flyer Bernard pickup help-wanted-sign Bernard pickup coin from out-of-order phone Bernard open grandfather clock [time travel cutscene] Bernard pickup paper (from board beside generator) Bernard send help-wanted-sign and flyer to Hoagie Hoagie go into house, and through the clock Hoagie use help-wanted-sign with Red Hoagie pickup labcoat Hoagie pickup lefthanded-hammer Hoagie give patent application to Red Bernard go to main hall Bernard open the grate Bernard walk to the chattering-teeth Bernard chase the teeth left, and keep doing so until they fall into the grate Bernard pickup the chattering-teeth Bernard go into the kitchen Bernard pickup the regular-coffee and decaf-coffee Bernard pickup the fork Bernard go into the laundry Bernard open the cabinet, and pickup the funnel Bernard go to Dr Fred's lab, and use the decaf-coffee with the mug [Dr Fred sleepwalks into the office, and starts messing with the safe] Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-left room, and use the TV Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-middle room, and pickup the dissapearing ink Bernard go to the 2nd-floor-right room. Bernard pickup the video cassette Bernard push the speaker Bernard use the stereo twice (once for on, again for off) [The fake-barf, which is was stuck to the foyer ceiling, falls onto the floor] Bernard go down to the foyer, and pickup the fake-barf Bernard go to the third floor right room Bernard pickup the hamster Bernard go to the 2nd floor hall, and put the hamster into the icebox, and close the lid. Bernard go to the attic, go out the window onto the roof, and pickup the crank Hoagie go into the main hall Hoagie use the flyer with the suggestion box [Hoagie thus amends the constitution, creating a shopvac that we will need, much later] Hoagie go into the pantry, pickup the oil and spaghetti Hoagie go into the laundry, open the cabinet and pickup the brush Hoagie pickup the bucket Hoagie go back into the pantry, and full the bucket with water Hoagie go to 2nd-floor-left room. Use the bed, then use the cord Hoagie quickly go outside and pickup the soap Hoagie use the soap with the water bucket, making soapy water Hoagie go to 2nd-floor-right room, and pickup the wine bottle Hoagie go to the main hall, and use the wine bottle with the time capsule Bernard send the textbook and clattering-teeth to Hoagie Hoagie go to the third floor, where there is a horse Hoagie use the textbook on the horse [the book bores the horse to sleep] Hoagie pickup the horse's teeth from the glass Hoagie go to the room opposite, where the sculptor brothers are Hoagie use the left-handed-hammer with the right-handed-hammer [this ruins the sculpture. The brothers change roles - this changes the handedness of the sculture in the future] Hoagie go to the attic Hoagie pickup the red paint Hoagie use Ned's bed Hoagie use squeaky mattress with Jed's bed Hoagie use the squeaky mattress [this distracts the cat] Hoagie pickup the squeaky-toy Hoagie go out to the outhouses Hoagie use the red paint on the Kumquat tree Hoagie go into the main hall, and talk to George Washington Hoagie goad him into chopping down the "cherry" tree [this frees Laverne in the future] Laverne talk to the guard, say you're sick Laverne pickup the tentacle chart Laverne return to the kennel Laverne again, talk to the guard. This time ask to go to the bathroom Laverne go to the chrono-john. Send the chart to Hoagie. Bernard send the crank to Laverne Hoagie go to the 2nd-floor-middle room Hoagie use the chart with the patterns [The US flag is changed to a tentacle-shaped windsock thing] Laverne return to the kennel Laverne once again, say you're sick Laverne go into the main hall, and climb the chimney to the roof Laverne use the crank handle with crank box, and the use the crank Laverne pickup the flag, then use it [Laverne dresses up as a highly patriotic tentacle] Laverne go down the chimney Laverne go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-hallway Laverne open the icebox, and look at it Laverne pickup the frozen-hamster Bernard send Laverne the BooBooBGone Hoagie send Laverne the squeaky mouse toy Laverne go outside, to where the black cat is playing Laverne use the BooBooBGone on the fence [the cat rubs against the fence, gaining a white stripe] Laverne use the squeaky mouse toy with the cat Laverne go into the kitchen Laverne use the hamster in the microwave Laverne back in the main hall, talk to the blue tentacle - he'll give Laverne tags for the human show Laverne go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-left room - the time capsule is here Hoagie send Laverne the can-opener Laverne use the can-opener on the time capsule - you'll find the wine, which has since turned into vinegar Laverne send the vinegar to Hoagie Laverne go to the 2nd-floor-middle room Laverne pickup the extension cord Laverne pickup the roller scates, and use them with the mummy Laverne push the mummy Hoagie send the spaghetti to Laverne Hoagie send the red paint to Bernard Laverne go out to the lobby Laverne use the tags with the mummy Laverne go to the chrono-john Laverne use the extension cord with the plug Laverne use the extension cord with the window Laverne send the scalpel to Bernard Bernard go to the main hall Bernard use the scalpel with the clown [the clown deflates, revealing its voicebox, the box'o-laughs] Bernard pickup the box'o-laughs Bernard send the box'o-laughs to Laverne Bernard send the fork to Laverne Hoagie send the horse's teeth to Laverne Laverne go to the top floor (where the contestants for the human show are) Laverne use the spaghetti on the mummy Laverne use the fork on the mummy Laverne use the box'o-laughs with the mummy Laverne use the horse's teeth with the mummy Bernard go to the 3rd-floor-left room Bernard push Edna Bernard use videotape with VCR Bernard Look at monitor Bernard push record Bernard rewind Bernard change to EP Bernard play Bernard eject [The IRS appears, grabs Dr Fred, and takes him away for interrogation in the attic] Bernard go to the office Bernard open the safe Bernard pick up contract Bernard send contract to Hoagie Bernard go to main hall Bernard climb the chimney Bernard go through the right window Bernard pull the rope Bernard go out through the window onto the roof Bernard use rope with pulley Bernard go down chimney, and go outside Bernard use the red paint with Ted Bernard use the rope with Ted Bernard go back upstairs (via the chimney) to the roof Bernard pull rope Bernard go inside through the window Bernard use Ted with Fred Bernard use rope with Fred Bernard go back to roof Bernard pull rope [Fred falls - the scene cuts to Dr Fred's lab] Bernard use funnel with Fred Bernard use regular coffee with Fred Hoagie go out to the carriage Hoagie use bucket with the carriage [Hoagie tempts fate, and causes a thunderstorm. This makes Ben Franklin go inside] Hoagie go to the mailbox, and open it Hoagie pickup the letter Hoagie send the letter to Bernard Bernard go to 2nd-floor-middle room Bernard give the letter to Dwayne Bernard pickup the flag-gun Bernard go to 2nd-floor-left-room Bernard close the door Bernard pickup the keys Bernard go outside, to where the masked man is breaking into the car Bernard give the masked man the keys - he gives Bernard the crowbar Bernard go to the lobby, and use the crowbar on the gum Bernard use the gum Bernard go to 2nd-floor-left room Bernard use both the dimes in the coin slot, and then pickup the sweater Bernard go to the 2nd-floor hallway Bernard use the crowbar on the candy vending machine Bernard pickup the quarters Bernard go to the laundry Bernard put the sweater into the dryer Bernard use the quarters with the dryer Bernard send the fake barf to Laverne Laverne go to the laundry, open the dryer Laverne pickup the sweater Laverne use the sweater with the hamster Bernard go to the main hall Bernard use the flag gun with the cigar-lighter gun Bernard talk to the salesman, and ask for a cigar [the salesman's exploding cigar stunt fails, leaving Bernard with an unexploded cigar] Laverne use the barf with Harold [the tentacles disqualify Harold] Laverne get the judges to judge the competition [the mummy wins] Laverne go to the kennel Laverne give the certificate to the guard tentacle [he leaves] Laverne push switch Laverne use cat [frightened by the "skunk", the humans flee] Laverne go through the clock to the lab Laverne use the extension cord with the outlet Laverne use the hamster with the generator Laverne use the shopvac with the mouse hole Laverne open hatch, pickup dust ball Laverne use the hamster with the generator Hoagie go to the main hall Hoagie give Washington the cigar [it explodes] Hoagie give Washington fake teeth Hoagie pickup the blanket Hoagie go to the roof, and use the blanket on the chimney Hoagie go back to the main hall, and pickup the pen Hoagie go to the lab, and give the oil, vinegar, and pen to Edison Hoagie pickup the battery Hoagie go to Franklin's room Hoagie give labcoat to Franklin Hoagie use battery with kite Hoagie push kite Hoagie pickup battery Hoagie go to the chrono-john Hoagie use the battery with the plug Bernard go to the lab Bernard give the contract to Dr Fred Bernard talk to Fred until he signs it Bernard go to 3rd-floor-right room Bernard use the disappearing ink on the album Bernard pickup stamp Bernard use stamp with contract Bernard send contract to Hoagie Hoagie put contract into mailbox [LucasArts' lawyer calls Dr Fred, and deposits $2 Million in his Swiss account] Bernard go to the office Bernard use the phone [The giant diamond is delivered, and Dr Fred installs it. After much cut scene, the three, joined, are sent back to yesterday] LaBerHo in the 2nd-floor hallway, open the middle door LaBerHo let old-purple shrink you (y'all?) LaBerHo run into the middle room, and through the mouse hole LaBerHo pickup the bowling ball LaBerHo go down to the cellar LaBerHo use the bowling ball on the tentacles LaBerHo talk to purple tentacle, until he shoots Fred. End watch the end scene!